Thou must use ‘how are you’ even though not wanting to know the answer at all

Thou must  not discuss  or question the Judeo-Christian deity

Thou must not ask personal questions

Thou must get your information and values from shock jocks, commercial Television … and Kyle Sandilands.

Thou must not express worries, fears or concerns of any kind

Thou must always agree that Australia is the best country in the world

Thou must deny that there is a class system and always state that we are all equal.

Thou must learn that the term “Aussie battler” only applies to the lower middle class and not to the dispossed, to the poor or unemployed single parents – They are bludgers.

Thou must call atheletes heroes and politicians bastards.

Thou must use one liners and jokes when intending to hurt, upset or abuse someone verbally.